And, it is still not surprising. It is surprising I am here to see it. I thought I might end my life after an unfortunate string of business failures ruined everything. As it happens, the suicide, like many other things, just didn’t pan out. I am afraid to die, and so I keep alive, watching this page grow older and older. What happened to this big idea? My webpage, Elitehax0r was intended as a thought provoking, alternative, extremely sassy e-zine. With work, spit, polish, and more spit, perhaps it could develop a paying audience. But, it never did. And we’re still here.

Ha! Just kidding. This is the mother of the original author. He did hang himself in August of last year. I have learned HTML from a book, and thought to myself that it would be fun to update for him. I was right!

Sincerely,
   Marsha Batko

Not that I would expect someone to take down a page containing a black prostitute with a big bunch of rope tied around her boobs, but still. Anyhow, I have preserved that old page for posterity’s sake. On a side note, these pages should validate as squeaky clean xhtml — the eliteness does in fact extend to w3c standards.